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Gravity is suspected in the murders of John F. Kennedy Jr., John Denver, and Sonny Bono.
Gravity is directly responsible for the crash of TWA Flight 800.
Gravity signed a satanic pact for exclusive rights to keeping everything on the ground.
With malicious intent, gravity brought down a tower of logs onto Texas A&M students, killing twelve and injuring dozens.
It is estimated that gravity is responsible for 98% of all litter.
Gravity held down the cast and crew of Home Alone 3 long enough for the movie to be produced.
Once in second grade, Dark Overlord of S.A.G. and all around good guy Scott "Wien-Diggaty-Dawg" Wiener tripped and scraped his knee. Many similar incidents have been reported.
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